Crack Smoking Mayor Lands Gig On 'Junkies' Show; Weiner Radio Show Rumors Rebuffed

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– What an interesting day in the radio world yesterday. First, news quickly spread of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford (L) landing a sports gig on 106.5 The Fan / Washington. There, the portly politician will join the Sports "Junkies" radio show on 106.7 The Fan. Reportedly, the Mayor will mostly talk sports and make his first appearance this morning. While still Mayor of Toronto, much of his power has been pulled away. Meanwhile, in other news involving disgraced politicians heading to radio, a bit further to the northeast, headlines exploded with rumors of famed texter Anthony Weiner contemplating radio offers from WABC and WOR New York. The New York Daily News reported sources close to the deal said Weiner was "mulling an offer to host a drive-time show on either WOR or WABC radio, focusing on local politics." When WABC Op's Mgr. Tony Mascaro was contacted by the paper he said “We’re looking at a lot of people,” but denied Weiner is one of them. Yet another Cumulus representative told politico.com "Our comment is best summed up by Taylor Swift's hit song, 'We're never, ever getting back together' -- and in this case we were never together to begin with as this is nothing Cumulus ever contemplated." Of course, fueling most of this involves WABC losing Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to WOR. Michael Savage's switch to afternoons at WABC and other movement.

MOTION: Candy & Potter Return To Seattle; Bruce Logan Named VP/Prog. CBS Houston; Chris Jackson Returns To Mornings In Bay Area; The Bobby Bones Show Adds WNOE New Orleans

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– WWQM/Madison morning hosts, Candy & Potter finally let the cat out of the bag with the announcement they'll heading to Entercom/Seattle's KHTP-HOT 103.7 beginning January 22. Entercom says, “The announcement is a homecoming for the pair, as both members of this talented duo were raised in the Seattle area and began their radio careers here. The team also worked in Charlotte, NC and Albany, NY after launching their careers at 106.1 KISS FM’ in Seattle –––––– CBS Houston announced that Bruce Logan has been named Vice President of Programming and Operations Manager for the six-station cluster which includes KHMX-FM (Hot adult contemporary), KIKK-AM (sports), KILT-FM (country), KILT-AM (sports), KKHH (Top 40), and KLOL-FM (Spanish). He will also have day-to-day programming responsibilities for The Bull, KILT-FM; and Hot 95.7, KKHH. The appointment is effective on Tuesday, Dec. 10. Logan joins CBS RADIO Houston from CCME Greenville, where he oversaw it four station cluster. He most recently was National Country Brand Coordinator working with all of Clear Channel’s country radio station nationwide. ––––––––––– Chris Jackson is set to make his return to mornings on Entercom's KUFX/San Jose & KUZX/San Francisco starting Tuesday, Dec. 10. "We're excited to bring Chris Jackson back to KFOX," said KFOX PD Chris Hoffman. "A South Bay native and original member of the air staff, Chris has been a fixture in the local rock and radio scene for decades and he knows how to entertain KFOX's loyal fans. Jackson added: "KFOX was my home for so many years and I couldn't be more excited to be back at The Rock Station in the Bay Area. ––––––––– CCME New Orleans announced that it's added The Bobby Bones Show to 101.1 WNOE . Bone's Show will join 101.1 WNOE beginning December 9, 2013. “This is a dream team lineup,” said Don Gosselin, Program Director for WNOE. “Bobby Bones brings tremendous excitement, energy and truly raises the entertainment bar for the station. Combine that with New Orleans radio legend Eddie Edwards and WNOE now has a programming team that will deliver outstanding results for our listeners and our advertisers.”

DJ Laz Exits El Nuevo Zol Miami

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– DJ LAZ, aka, "the pimp with the limp," has reportedly left El Nuevo Zol 106.7 FM. According to The Sun Sentinel, the station has been simulcasting El Zol's 95.7 FM since Nov. 29th. Laz who resided at Power 96.5 or 22 years, left in 2012 and later returned to WRMA, formerly known as the Spanish-language Romance station, which was then rebranded as DJ 106.7. Laz and his co-hosts spoke Spanglish. The station was promoted heavily as "Miami's new party station." According to The Sun, the dial shift and format change may have not clicked with audiences as WRMA ranked 22nd in the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood-Miami market in percentage share of overall listeners last month according to Nielsen Audio. Sister station WXDJ ranked #13 with a 3.2 share of listeners for the same time period.

Washington Redskins Threaten Legal Action Over Radio Parodies

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– The Washington Post has cited sources indicating that Washington Redskin's executives have threatened legal action following a series of parody broadcasts that take aim at the struggling franchise. WJFK-FM ("106.7 The Fan") has been running a regular segment in which host Danny Rouhier (L)impersonates the Redskins' radio play-by-play team of Larry Michael, Sonny Jurgenson and Chris Cooley. Among those getting ribbed is team owner Dan Snyder. Snyder, who also owns the ESPN 980 network isn't amused .Team spokesman Tony Wyllie complained about them to the station last week calling the routines malicious. This prompted Chris Kinard, WJFK’s program director, to meet with Wyllie on Tuesday. Wyllie told The Washington Post that after the meeting that peace was at hand. 'All we did was ask questions about what they were doing,” he said in an interview. “Once they said it was all in jest, we were fine with it.” WJFK is apparently undeterred and stated it will continue running the weekly parodies.

Ron Burgundy Invades The Dan Patrick Show

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– Don't know about you, but I can't recall any celebrity ever 'workin' the media the way Will Ferrell has for his upcoming 'Anchorman II.' Today, among his many sightings, he'll join The Dan Patrick Show from 9-11 am on NBC's Sports Network where he'll undoubtedly stay in character for the entire duration. According to NBC Sports, Patrick said “I’ve been lucky enough to work with some of the greats – Costas, Michaels and now Mr. Ron Burgundy,” said Patrick. “They said it wouldn’t happen. Some are still saying it shouldn’t happen. But at 10 a.m. tomorrow, something is going to happen.” Patrick regularly hosts the program alongside his production staff that includes Paul Pabst, Patrick O’Connor, Andrew Perloff and Todd Fritz, known as “The Danettes.” Burgundy’s movie, “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues,” is to open in movie theaters on Dec. 18. PHOTO/Anchorman

Sun Broadcast Teams With Jelli

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– After months of publicly calling for much needed change to measurement and accountability in network radio, Sun Broadcast Group, Inc. CEO, Jason Bailey (R), announced the company is investing in the deployment of Jelli, Inc.'s cloud- based ad platform across its entire network that will make it easier and faster to buy and run radio advertisements. The change will start immediately across all of Sun's Hispanic products including CNN en Español, Fox Deportes, AccuWeather en Español and its national Latino Advantage network. Sun Hispanic content partner, Stardome Media Group, has also committed to the platform change. A roll out to Sun's general market offerings will begin in early 2014. "I have been asking leaders large and small to stand with me and implement true change in how we conduct business across our industry," said Jason Bailey, CEO. "Radio has been living in the dark ages when it comes to accountability. We're being eaten alive by the real time metrics of digital audio competitors and our best answer, RADAR©, still requires busy planners and buyers to go back months after a campaign to see what should have run. Today we stand proud to put our entire sales and programming schedules on the line and make a real change for this great industry."

HE'S ALIVE! Subway's Jared Autographs Sandwiches In Norfolk

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 ––Leave it to WNOR/Norfolks morning host, Rick Rumble, to put a guest to work out in the cold signing sandwiches. On the heels of the internet rumor purporting Jared's death, he showed very much alive to promote his Subway Fit For Life 15 Day Challenge which teaches kids to live a healthy lifestyle. Rumble tells Jockline Daily, "In addition to dismissing internet rumors that he was dead, we put him to work in our parking lot drive thru, handing out autographed sandwiches. I knew this bit was working when the building manager shut us down because the parking lot had become...wait for it ...a PARKING LOT! Check out the video HERE

947 Fresh FM's McFly To Light National Christmas Tree

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– Proving again that at least one radio peep has passed national security, 947/Washington's Tommy McFly of The Tommy Show, for the second year in a row has been tapped by The National Park Service to co-host the National Christmas Tree Lighting in Washington. He tells Jockline Daily, "I'll be welcoming the crowd and getting over 10,000 people rev'd up and ready for all the Holiday Cheer. They just announced the Jane Lynch, Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin, Train and more will be part of the main event. The National Park Service and the National Park Foundation will light the National Christmas Tree for the 91st time this Friday on the Ellipse at President’s Park. Tommy will cohost ABC7′s Jummy Olabanji, featuring the Americana folk duo Aberdeen Green, singer/songwriter Del Travar and The U.S. Army Blues.

KLUC Las Vegas Kicks Off 15th Annual Buchanan Toy Drive

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– 98.5 KLUC’s very own, Chet Buchanan – Morning Host of Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo, will endure another 12-days of cold weather for 98.5 KLUC’s 15th Annual Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo Toy Drive starting 6:00AM December 5th through 10:00AM December 16th, 2013 at NV Energy located at 6226 West Sahara Avenue, Las Vegas, Nevada 89146. Chet Buchanan will live atop a 30-foot high scaffolding (NOTICE CHET AT TOP OF PHOTO) for 12 straight days, raising awareness to the Las Vegas valley about the less fortunate kids & families in our community. Last year, KLUC did 18 Trucks full of Toys, 3,280 Bikes, and $268,000 in Cash & Gift Cards. Celebrities, such as Holly Madison, have made it a tradition to donate, as well as Rick & Chum Lee of Pawn Stars, NeYo, Andre Agassi & Steffi Graf, Criss Angel, Tryst & XS, and many more. Visit www.kluc.com for the full recap video from last year’s event. Yesterday, as Jockline reported, Buchanan was honored by the city with a special recognition.

While Nik Carter's Away, The Stars Come Out To Play

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 5TH, 2013 –– Tis the season to not only be happy, but to hear some surprising fill-ins while regular hosts are away. This will be the case for Nik Carter's 'On Tap' as celeb's such as Penn Jillette, David Koechner, William Shatner and more will be anchoring the show beginning December 16th. "On Tap" hosted by Nik Carter, and produced by VH1 Classic provides blocks of great Classic Rock music, rare interviews and performances from the MTV & VH1 Archives, and fresh interviews and live performances from the biggest artists in Classic Rock. In addition "On Tap's studios, the legendary "Rock Bar" high atop Times Square has hosted fresh interviews and performances from KISS, Rush, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Peter Frampton, Don Felder, and George Thorogood.

GQ Names Its Boss Of The Year

The Real Cause Of Paul Walker's Death - [US]

Jewelry Store Clerk Recalls Paul Walker's Anonymous Gift To Couple - [CBS]

Kardashian Christmas Card Cost $250,000 To Produce - [MIRROR]

CHRIS CHRISTIE: GQ's Boss Of The Year - [GQ]

Marcia Gay Harden To Play Christian's Mother in '50 Shades' - [EW]

AND.... Dylan Neal Joins Cast Of '50 Shades' As Anastasia Steele's Stepfather - [DEADLINE]

Simon Cowell's Girfriend Finalizes Divorce - [PEOPLE]

Joan Smalls Dazzles On Cover of Elle's January Issue - [FASHION N STYLE]

UH OH: Marc Anthony Sues Online Music Group Over $1.3 Million Loan - [NY DAILY NEWS]

Gal Gadot Is The New 'Wonder Woman' - [RED CARPET CRASH]

Is Jared Leto Hollywood's Toughest Guest? - [ZAP 2 IT]

ALT 98.7 LA'S Kennedy To Host Fox Business Network Show

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– You can add ALT/98.7 LA's Music In The Morning With Kennedy to the growing list of radio peeps invading the tube. Of course, Kennedy, aka: Lisa Kennedy Montgomery, is no stranger to the camera. In addition to being a regular contributor to Fox Business Network's Greg Stossel, she once served as a VJ on MTV. Now she'll join "The Independents" four nights a week on FBN. According to The Hollywood Reporter, she'll co-host the show alongside 'Reason' magazine's Matt Welch, America’s Future Foundation’s Kmele Foster and a rotating panel of money experts. The program will launch Dec. 9 and will run Mondays through Wednesdays and again on Fridays -- at 9 p.m. ET. FBN made news with the recent snatching of Maria Bartiromo away from CNBC. Kennedy recently published her second book: The Kennedy Chronicles (L) The Golden Age of MTV Through Rose-Colored Glasses. Montgomery's first stint in radio began in 1991 as an intern at Los Angeles radio station KROQ-FM, where she was known on the air as "The Virgin Kennedy." A year later she became a VJ at MTV.

TSBC 2014 Returns To Dallas - Feb. 7-8th 2014

Talentmasters and Gabe Hobbs Media have teamed again to present Talk Show Boot Camp™ 2014, a special forum that caters to both current and future stars of spoken-word. It's coming February 7 & 8th, 2014 to the all new, luxurious Omni Hotel in Downtown Dallas (above). In the days and weeks ahead, we'll bring you details of what promises to be one of our most exciting, star-studded events ever. CLICKING HERE TO REGISTER. CLICK ON GRAPHIC TO REGISTER FOR OMNI HOTEL

Providence Host Files Complaint After Claiming He Was Threatened Outside Of Station

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– WPRO/Providence host John DePetro has filed a complaint with police saying he was threatened by two men outside the radio station (below), according The Providence Journal. DePetro told police he didn't know the suspects but they made "threats to his employment and his well being." Rush told police the men were apparently angered over comments DePetro made on air in late September about a labor union protest outside a fundraiser for state Gen. Tres. Gina Raimondo. Following DePetro's comments, local advertisers were called to stop advertising with the station as long as DePetro remains on the air. As for the incident, Rush said it occurred around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday, shortly before DePetro was to go on air for his show, which runs from 9 a.m. to noon weekdays. DePetro said if the suspects caught, he would press charges. Yesterday, the station replayed a 'best of' show. PHOTO/Courtesy Scott Fybush

MOTION: Stephen Donovan Exits WXLO/Boston For Lite Rock 105.1 Providence; Fly Ty To Co-Host Artie Show On V101.9 Charlotte; Kristin The Island Girl Moves To Hot 103.7 Seattle

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Whoaaaa, didn't see this one coming, but following 10 year run on WXLO/Boston, longtime BFFOJD, Stephen Donovan (L), one half of the popular Jen & Steve show, announced his last day on the air at WXLO will be today. He posted on Facebook "I've gotten a promotion and will start on the air at LiteRock 105.1 in Providence on Monday Dec.16. He'll to co-host with longtime personality Heather Gersten.––––– CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Tuesday, December 3, 2013 – WBAV/Charlotte announced the Artie in the Afternoon show heard weekdays from 3p-7p on V101.9 has added radio veteran Fly Ty (R) to co-host. Fly Ty started out on sister station WPEG as a co-host/producer of the “Breakfast Brotha’s Morning Show” and after ten years left to co-host/produce the KRNB the “BJ in the Morning” show in Dallas, TX and K104’s “Skip Murphy and Company”. ––––––––––––– HOT 103.7/Seattle has named Kristin "The Island Girl" Geong as their new midday host effective December 16th. Most recently, Kristin spent over 10 years at KBKS. "I couldn't be more excited to join the hottest radio station in Seattle. Love the fact that I get to not only be back on the radio in the city I love, but I also get to play all of my favorite music, including all of the old school throwback songs that I know word-for-word! Big thanks to Dave Richards and Mike Preston for bringing me on board to be a part of the HOT 103.7 team," said Kristin. Mike Preston, PD of HOT 103.7, said, "Bringing Kristin back to the airwaves gives this growing station even more momentum. After a successful launch, with over 600,000 listeners in just our second month, Kristin was the perfect choice for middays. Her passion for this music format makes her perfect host for Seattle listeners to spend their work day with."

EXECUTIVE ACTION: Frank Vulpi To Head Content Affiliations For USRN; Home Wizards Join the MMG Radio Network

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– United Stations Radio Networks, Inc., (USRN) announced the appointment of Frank Vulpi as the company’s new Vice President/General Manger of Content Affiliations. Vulpi is a 30-year veteran of the broadcasting industry who got his start with CBS in both their television and radio divisions. He was Account Executive for WYNY-FM, New York when it was owned by both NBC and Westwood One, and he eventually rose to become the General Sales Manager. In the mid-90s, Frank joined Bloomberg LP where he spent fifteen years rising through the ranks of Bloomberg’s Media Division. Frank spent the last couple of years overseeing new ventures in the national media landscape including acting as VP/Sales for My Traffic Department (MTD, Inc.), an alternative television distribution solution business. ––––––––– The MMG Radio Network announced that The Home Wizards hosted by home improvement's Cindy Dole and Eric Stromer, will be joining their roster. The show is based in Los Angeles at flagship station KFWB 980 and feeds live Saturdays from 11am to 1pm ET. Cindy and Eric also connect with their loyal audience through local and national TV appearances (Eric is a regular on NBC's Today Show), and through their website and social media. "Cindy and Eric are familiar to millions of Americans who enjoy home improvement and decorating," says MMG President and CEO Jeff Schwartz. He adds, "They have a great on-air chemistry that resonates with both men and women while creating an inviting environment for sponsors." Cindy adds, "Home Wizards is a true multimedia opportunity to engage with your audience every day! We needed a team that excels in that space and are so impressed by how MMG masters the art of turning sales and marketing into a higher level connection that delivers meaningful results!" The MMG Radio Network's current roster includes The Pet Show with Warren Eckstein, AARP Radio, and Steppin' Out.

Dish Nation Renewed For A Third Season

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Who says radio peeps can't attract tv viewers? Here's more proof. According to 'Variety,' 'the syndicated “Dish Nation” has been renewed by Fox TV Stations for a third season. Distributor Twentieth Television, says “Dish Nation” is the youngest skewing first-run syndie program, beating out “Queen Latifah,” “Arsenio Hall” and “Katie” in adults 18-34 and 18-49. Newsmag currently draws 1.3 million daily viewers, an 8% increase from a year ago. Having debuted in July 2011, it features radio shows such as the “Rickey Smiley Morning Show,” “Kidd Kraddick in the Morning,” “Brooke & Jubal in the Morning,” and L.A.’s Heidi & Frank morning show on KLOS (shown). "The hilarious personalities featured on ‘Dish Nation’ are clearly resonating with viewers across the country,” said 20th TV’s EVP and GM of broadcast sales, Paul Franklin. “The program’s comedic take on pop culture and celebrity news have freshened up the stagnant entertainment magazine genre." Dish Nation” is produced by Studio City and distributed by 20th TV. Matt Blanock and Michael Bachmann are co-exec producers.

KLUC's Chet Buchanan Recognized By City For Ginormous Toy Drive

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– When it comes to raising bikes and bucks for Christmas, 98.5 KLUC/Las Vegas' Chet Buchanan is in a league of his own. Last year's whopping mark of 18 tractor-trailers filled with toys, 3,280 bikes and $268,000 in gifts and cash were too much for Las Vegas City Council to let go unnoticed, so yesterday they officially recognized the longtime morning host for his Morning Zoo Toy Drive. Councilman Bob Coffin cited Buchanan for his annual toy drive during its morning agency meeting at City Hall. Begin inning tomorrow, Dec. 5th, and running through the 16th, Buchanan and company will launch his 15th annual event. Sponsors lined up so far, include: NV Energy, Centennial Toyota, Nevada State Bank, KMart, American Family Insurance, Naqvi Law 702 Injured, PTs, Chevron, Century Link, Walgreens, Hooters Casino Hotel, Papa Johns, The Jewelers, Las Vegas Carpenters, Republic Services, Blue Star Barricades, Sin City Portables, just to name a few. Nicely done, Chet!!

Laura Ingraham Featured In New Comic Book

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Syndicated radio host and Fox News contributor Laura is now the star of a comic book set to be released on today by Female Force. According to comicfleamarket.com, preview images of the comic book reveal the comic will follow Ingraham’s career as a speechwriter for President Ronald Reagan and radio host. It adds Ingraham has become an American success story. Denounced by many early in her career as a bigot because of her deeply held Christian views, Ingraham has drawn strength from them to succeed at almost everything she’s tried. Whether as a a speechwriter for Ronald Reagan, a best-selling author or host of a radio show listened to by millions, Ingraham has made her mark and become one of the most influential voices in America. Other celebs featured by Female Force include Ellen DeGeneres, Arianna Huffington & Barbara Walters. ORDER COPIES HERE

Keith Sweat Garners Soul Train's 'Lifetime Achievment Award'

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Keith Sweat, R&B legend, singer/songwriter/producer and host of the Premiere Networks syndicated evening radio show The Sweat Hotel, was recently honored with the “Lifetime Achievement Award” at the 2013 Soul Train Awards. During the award show, which aired simultaneously Sunday night (12/1) on Centric and BET, Sweat took the stage to perform a medley of his greatest hits including “Nobody,” “I Want Her,” “Don’t Stop Your Love,” and a special rendition of “Make It Last Forever” with Faith Evans. While accepting the award honoring his nearly three-decades-long career in music, Sweat thanked the legendary Gerald Lavert for teaching him how to be a true entertainer and Doc Wynter, Clear Channel Media and Entertainment SVP of Urban Programming, for the chance to host his national radio program. He also jokingly thanked all those who “made babies” to his music.

Jim Brickman Joined By II Volo On This Weekend's Show

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Syndicated radio personality Jim Brickman -- who is currently touring the U.S. in support of his new holiday CD, "The Magic of Christmas"-- will welcome Italian operatic pop boy group, Il Volo, on his radio show this weekend. Il Volo is also promoting a new Christmas album, entitled "Buon Natale: The Christmas Album" and have a new Christmas special out on PBS now. Benztown produces and markets Jim's music and lifestyle weekend radio show, "Your Weekend with Jim Brickman", which airs every weekend on more than 80 stations in the U.S. For more information, visit www.benztown.com/jimbrickman

CLOSURE: One Of The Royal Prank Jocks Settles With Former Employer

THE MOUTH, DECEMBER 4TH, 2013 –– Hard to believe it's been almost a year to the day since the radio prank that rocked the world first occurred. Now, one of the Aussie host linked to the suicide, Mel Greig, has resolved her dispute with Austereo, her former employer. According to The Age, Mel Greig in July filed a claim against Southern Cross Austereo with Fair Work Australia, accusing her employer of failing to maintain a safe workplace. The claim followed the infamous prank phone call that linked Greig and co-host Michael Christian to the death of a British nurse. In a statement released on Wednesday night, Southern Cross Austereo said the dispute arising from the royal hoax had been "amicably resolved" and Greig had resigned, effective from December 31.The company reiterated its position that recording and broadcasting the fateful call was "not unlawful" and said 2Day FM decided to broadcast the call despite suggestions from Greig that it should be changed.

Billy Joel To Perform Monthly At MSG

Vin Diesel Gives Impromptu Speech At Private Paul Walker Memorial Service - [EXTRA TV]

Fifth 'Bourne' Film Set For August 2015 Delivery - [ACE SHOWBIZ]

Billy Joel Heads To MSG For Monthly Shows - [NBC]

UH OH: Kanye West Accuses Nike Of Extortion - [PAGE SIX]

Victoria Secret Won't Can Jessica Hart Following Taylor Swift Rip - [NY DAILY NEWS]

Bret Michaels To Play Himself In 'Revolution' - [TV GUIDE]

Ryan O'Neal Insist Farrah Fawcett Warhol Portrait Is His - [CNN]

Gisele Shows Off Naughty Christmas Side In Vogue Brazil - [MY FABULOUS STYLE]

TRAILERS WE LOVE: UK's 'The Monumnents Men' With George Clooney - [RED CARPET CRASH]

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